Friday Five

It's that day again:

1. What do you most want to be remembered for?

Flying a crop-duster into the belly of the mothership and redeeming my drunken trailer trash life in the eyes of my son.

2. What quotation best fits your outlook on life?

"No, fuck you! Ha, showed him. Asshole."

3. What single achievement are you most proud of in the past year?

Ending my flirtation with normalcy via banking.

4. What about the past ten years?

[...] yeah, that would be it. Very proud of that there.

5. If you were asked to give a child a single piece of advice to guide them through life, what would you say?

The future's in plastics.

NOTE: If you believe everything I write you should give me all your money.